PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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