I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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