Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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