More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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