And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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