you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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I love having hate sex.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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