dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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