it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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