Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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