Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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