dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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