so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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