She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I love having hate sex.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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