I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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