I want to have your abortion
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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