I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
