go do what you do best...puke behind churches
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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