i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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