Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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