I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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