we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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