thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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