yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Just puked most of my soul out..
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