He disabled his match.com account in front of me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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