Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
foreskin is a definite game changer
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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