mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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