Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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