this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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