Porn is love you can see.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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