Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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