Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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