Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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