Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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