Someone shit on the floor
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize