Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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