I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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