I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Farmville is her only friend.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
How's work?
Spinning.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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