they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
