i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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