They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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