Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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