i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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