ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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