But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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