You're so nebulous sometimes
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown