some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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