what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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