no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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