dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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