I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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