No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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