): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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