She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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