Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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