Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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