5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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