Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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