I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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